Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Monkey Fun (1997)

Dana Delany: Lois Lane

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Quotes 

• Lois Lane : [being reunited with a chimp that she knew as a child]  Titano! Remember me? Lolo?

  Clark Kent : Lolo?

  Lois Lane : I was eight, okay?

  [Titano chitters happily and hugs her] 

  Lois Lane : Oh, my pretty little baby, you do remember. Oh, yes, you do.

  Jimmy Olsen : [taking pictures]  That's the most life we've seen out of him yet.

  Lois Lane : [offering Titano a banana]  Baby hungry?

  Clark Kent : Looks like you're just what the doctor ordered... Lolo.

  Professor Hamilton : Yes. I'd say resuming your old relationship with Titano would do him a world of good.

  Lois Lane : What do you... oh, wait. I have a job, a crazy schedule, and a tiny apartment. You can't expect me to...

• Lois Lane : [Titano runs amok in her apartment]  No, Titano, put down that vase. Give me back the remote. Come down from there! Sure was easier to have a monkey in the house when mom did the cleaning.

• Col. Sam Lane : Lois, I left for Metropolis as soon as I saw the news.

  Lois Lane : Daddy? Are you all right? I'm okay, but...

  Col. Sam Lane : Listen, I've got something I think might calm Titano.

• Jimmy Olsen : [looking for Titano's favorite plush toy amid identical toys]  You're sure it's in here?

  Lois Lane : Yes, I'm sure, so shut up and keep squeezing the monkeys.

• Superman : I'm sorry, Lois, but your monkey friend's goin' down.

  Lois Lane : Don't hurt him! He's just a baby!

  [seeing Jimmy's look] 

  Lois Lane : Okay, a really big baby.

• Jimmy Olsen : Lois, you've gotta get back here right now!

  Lois Lane : [getting a massage]  Jimmy, I haven't been gone twenty minutes. Just throw him a banana.

  Jimmy Olsen : I don't think that's gonna be enough.

  [Titano stomps on Lois' coffee table] 

  Jimmy Olsen : Ahh!

  Lois Lane : Hello? Jimmy? Hello?

  [getting up to leave, frustrated] 

  Lois Lane : Back to the monkey house.

• Jimmy Olsen : "My Life with Titano" by Lois Lane, with photos by the esteemed Jimmy Olsen.

  Lois Lane : What life with Titano? I haven't been out since he got here. Uh, Jimmy, think you could keep an eye on him for an hour or two?

  Jimmy Olsen : Me?

  Lois Lane : You've gotta take the photos anyway, and I know they'll be terrific.

  Jimmy Olsen : But...

  Lois Lane : It's just like babysitting. With fleas.

• Lois Lane : Okay, Jimmy, what's the big...

  [seeing the mess in her apartment] 

  Lois Lane : AHHHHH!

• Superman : He should be fine here, Lois, now that S.T.A.R. Labs has stopped his growth spurts.

  Lois Lane : I guess I have to say goodbye again, though this time, I don't think I'll miss him quite as much.