- Sam Winchester: When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45!
- Dean Winchester: Well, what was he supposed to do?
- Sam Winchester: I was *nine* years old! He was supposed to say "don't be afraid of the dark!"
- Dean Winchester: Don't be afraid of the dark? What are you, kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark. You know what's out there!
- Deputy: So, fake US Marshall, fake credit cards. You got anything that's real?
- Dean Winchester: My boobs.
- Sam Winchester: That sounds about right. I swear, man, you've gotta update your cassette tape collection.
- [There are at least a dozen cassettes in the box on SAM's lap; some have album art, others are hand-labeled]
- Dean Winchester: Why?
- Sam Winchester: Well, for one, they're cassette tapes.
- Sheriff: So, you want to give us your real name?
- Dean Winchester: I told you it's Nugent. Ted Nugent.