- Jack Nordoff: Don't you have a train to catch?
- Waldo Chase: No, I never go anywhere, why bother? Only meet myself.
- Waldo Chase: Just some friendly advice: be sure about this divorce. I have been there. You think it's bad now, wait 'till those lawyers finish chewing you up, you'll be lucky if they leave you a change of underwear.
- Jack Nordoff: I know, a hitman would've been cheaper.
- Rose Casey: Daphne, you're making Auntie Rose sick.
- Rodney: I gotta go to the bathroom!
- Daphne: Me too!
- Rose Casey: Go, good luck! Take your time.