Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Carrion Death (1991)

John Kassir: Crypt Keeper

Quotes 

• Crypt Keeper : [while dressed as a motorcycle cop]  Good evening, felons. Time to assume the position, if you know what I mean, and prepare for another assault and battery on your senses. Tonight's steamy saga is about a nice young man with a very bad attitude. In fact, it's positively criminal. I call this little game of chops and clobbers "Carrion Death."

• Crypt Keeper : Poor Diggs. Here today, leftovers tomorrow. Boy, talk about flipping someone the bird. Personally, I'm with the buzzards except I like my meat a little more well done. Cook 'em, Danno.