Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Cold War (1996)

Colin Salmon: Jimmy Picket

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• Jimmy Picket : You ever tasted zombie blood? It's putrid! Like beer that's gone bad. One sip and you are shittin' your stomach linin' into the bowl!

  Ford : I gotta hand it to ya, bloodsucker, you paint a pretty picture, trouble is, not one word of it's true!

  Cammy : He's right! We're no different than you!

  Jimmy Picket : Blasphemy! Your kind are garbage eaters! Mindless, lazy critters who live off the flesh of the dead! You feast on what we vampires throw away! Now bow down to me, bitch and show your master some respect!

• Cammy : I'm tired, Ford. I want out.

  Ford : There is no way out. Face up to it, we belong together. You gonna tell me why? You know the answer, tell me.

  Cammy : 'Cos we're zombies...

  Ford : That's right. Ghouls... the walking dead... whatever you want to call us, we're no longer part of the world out there. The living can't be trusted.

  Jimmy Picket : Neither can the dead!

• Jimmy Picket : Zombies! You can stick your dick in 'em, but you wouldn't wanna feed on 'em!

• Cammy : Going somewhere?

  Jimmy Picket : I'm going to tear your head from your shoulders and stick out your throat!

  Ford : Tell it to someone who cares! You can't kill us, we're already dead!

  Cammy : He's right! Fight's over, Count Chocula! You can walk away peaceful, or in pieces! Your choice!

• Cammy : Ford.

  Ford : What the hell ya been doin' all day, baby?

  Jimmy Picket : I think you mean who.

• Cammy : What did you call me?!

  Jimmy Picket : A name. Worthy of your species... dog!

  Ford : Hey! You're gonna regret that!

  Cammy : Bitch!? That's what I thought you said! Kiss my zombie arse, motherfucker!