Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)
Curiosity Killed (1992)
John Kassir: Crypt Keeper
Quotes
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Crypt Keeper : That Cynthia's a real shrieking violet, wouldn't you say, kiddies? A regular afterlife of the party!
[laughs maniacally]
Crypt Keeper : Didn't know I was a bore scout, did you? Well I am! My horrorticulture scareit badge requires me to plant croak-uses. Hmmm... A shame, really... I'd much rather plant... diebrids!
[laughs maniacally]
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Crypt Keeper : GERONIMO!
[falls from the sky]
Crypt Keeper : So glad you could drop in, kill-seekers! Don't worry about me, it only *hearse* when I laugh!
[laughs maniacally and then groans in pain]
Crypt Keeper : Boy, that was good! It's even better than hang-gliding!
[laughs maniacally]
Crypt Keeper : Of course, some folks would rather keep their feet on terra firma, like the people in tonight's putrid piece. They're spending a nice, quiet weekend in the woods, going *hack* to nature!
[laughs maniacally]
Crypt Keeper : I call this fetid fable... Curiosity Killed.