- Elaine Nardo: Jim, what are you doing here? Where did this model castle come from?
- "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: It's yours, I made it for you. See Elaine, your fairy tale can come true. Look here's your Castle, and your Prince awaits. Elaine, I know I'm not the most glamorous guy in the world but...
- Elaine Nardo: You are truly a sweet decent man.
- "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: Once there was a time when that was enough.
- "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: Hey Alex. What do I do to make her feel better?
- Alex Reiger: I'm afraid there aren't any easy answers, Jim.
- "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: I know a pill that would do it. But it has a terrible side effect.
- Alex Reiger: Like what?
- "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: It wears off.