- Zena Sherman: What happened last night? I was so worried.
- Louie De Palma: Um, look, there's something I gotta tell ya. This isn't easy, but to be as gentle as possible, last night, your girlfriend and I ... we took a hammock ride.
- Zena Sherman: Oh, gawd!
- Louie De Palma: Now don't blame yourself.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: What comes after 'follow those dreams, chase those rainbows'?
- Louie De Palma: Suck rope, bean brain!
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: [writing on his pad] Suck. Rope. Bean. Brain. Well, it fizzles out a little there at the end, but it's a timeless message anyway.
- Emily: You're forcing me to be completely honest with you. In the light of day, you're gross and disgusting.
- Louie De Palma: So what?