- Alex Reiger: Jim Ignatowski, this is Candi and Randi Moratta.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Ah.
- Tony Banta: Our dates. Mine and Alex's. Ours. Ours.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: How do? How's it going? Eggs split in the womb, huh?
- Louie De Palma: Personally, I love divorced women. I love women who just broke up with guys. I live on the rebound. I love the rebound. I AM the rebound.