That '70s Show (TV Series)

5:15 (2004)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

Quotes 

• Brooke : She's definitely in her third trimester - I think the baby has dropped.

  Michael Kelso : [Scrutinizing pregnant woman]  No, I think it's still in there..

  Brooke : I mean that the baby has moved into the birthing position.

  Michael Kelso : Wow, you really know stuff!

  Brooke : Well, I've read every baby book in the library. By the way, did you ever read that book I gave you by Dr. Spock?

  Michael Kelso : Nah, I kinda lost interest when I realized it wasn't about Star Trek.

• Michael Kelso : When you're not looking, I'm gonna slip the little guy some popcorn.

  Brooke : Michael, babies can't eat popcorn; they don't even have teeth!

  Michael Kelso : Hey, my grandma Bessie doesn't have any teeth, and, believe me, she ain't shy around a bucket of popcorn!