That '70s Show (TV Series)

Baby Don't You Do It (2004)

Kurtwood Smith: Red Forman

Quotes 

• [Red, Kitty and Bob are furious at Eric and Donna for lying to the pastor that they are virgins] 

  Kitty Forman : [sarcastically]  Oh, look! It's Eric and Donna! Did everyone know they're virgins?

  [awkward silence. Hyde looks funnily at Eric and Donna] 

  Kitty Forman : I think I wanna be a virgin too. Hey, everyone! I'm a virgin! Ha-ha-ha! Well, I said that, so it must be true.

  Eric Forman : OK, I know this seems really bad, but I've got a really simple way to fix that: just start going to a different church. Hey, how about that one where they sing more and let you marry, like, six people?

  Steven Hyde : Hey, Red, tell me the story about how Eric and Donna had to stand up in front of the whole church and pretend to be virgins.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : [angrily]  Once upon a time, two dumbasses went to church and brought shame upon their entire family, and their father had to hear about it the whole damn car ride home!

  Steven Hyde : That's a great story. It's scary, but it's funny, too.