That '70s Show (TV Series)
Baby Don't You Do It (2004)
Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde
Quotes
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Jackie Burkhart : [Kelso arrives after his day at the Police Academy] Michael, you got another 'D' on a test? Isn't this your fourth 'D' in a row?
Michael Kelso : Yeah. It's just on the Penal Code stuff. "Criminals have the right to an attorney, criminals are innocent until proven guilty". Just crazy liberal gibberish.
Steven Hyde : [to Fez] What are you laughin' at?
Fez : He said 'Penal Code'.
Jackie Burkhart : Fez, it doesn't mean that. It's from the word 'penalty'. 'Penal'.
Steven Hyde : [Fez can't control his giggling] You're like a four-year-old. It's a legal term: 'Penal'.
Steven Hyde : [now Hyde is laughing, too] It's kinda funny.
Brooke : [Brooke comes in] Hey, guys. Hey, Michael, how'd your Penal Code test go?
Michael Kelso : [Hyde and Fez can't control their laughter as Kelso lies to impress Brooke] I did great. I got another 'B'.
Brooke : Oh, that's your fourth 'B' in a row! I'm so proud of you! Can I see it?
Michael Kelso : [suddenly on the spot] Uh... uh, you could, but, uh, I didn't write anything down, 'cause the test was, uh, oral.
Steven Hyde : [bursting with laughter] Oral test on the Penal Code!
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[Red, Kitty and Bob are furious at Eric and Donna for lying to the pastor that they are virgins]
Kitty Forman : [sarcastically] Oh, look! It's Eric and Donna! Did everyone know they're virgins?
[awkward silence. Hyde looks funnily at Eric and Donna]
Kitty Forman : I think I wanna be a virgin too. Hey, everyone! I'm a virgin! Ha-ha-ha! Well, I said that, so it must be true.
Eric Forman : OK, I know this seems really bad, but I've got a really simple way to fix that: just start going to a different church. Hey, how about that one where they sing more and let you marry, like, six people?
Steven Hyde : Hey, Red, tell me the story about how Eric and Donna had to stand up in front of the whole church and pretend to be virgins.
Reginald "Red" Forman : [angrily] Once upon a time, two dumbasses went to church and brought shame upon their entire family, and their father had to hear about it the whole damn car ride home!
Steven Hyde : That's a great story. It's scary, but it's funny, too.