That '70s Show (TV Series)

Baby Don't You Do It (2004)

Wilmer Valderrama: Fez

Quotes 

• Jackie Burkhart : [Kelso arrives after his day at the Police Academy]  Michael, you got another 'D' on a test? Isn't this your fourth 'D' in a row?

  Michael Kelso : Yeah. It's just on the Penal Code stuff. "Criminals have the right to an attorney, criminals are innocent until proven guilty". Just crazy liberal gibberish.

  Steven Hyde : [to Fez]  What are you laughin' at?

  Fez : He said 'Penal Code'.

  Jackie Burkhart : Fez, it doesn't mean that. It's from the word 'penalty'. 'Penal'.

  Steven Hyde : [Fez can't control his giggling]  You're like a four-year-old. It's a legal term: 'Penal'.

  Steven Hyde : [now Hyde is laughing, too]  It's kinda funny.

  Brooke : [Brooke comes in]  Hey, guys. Hey, Michael, how'd your Penal Code test go?

  Michael Kelso : [Hyde and Fez can't control their laughter as Kelso lies to impress Brooke]  I did great. I got another 'B'.

  Brooke : Oh, that's your fourth 'B' in a row! I'm so proud of you! Can I see it?

  Michael Kelso : [suddenly on the spot]  Uh... uh, you could, but, uh, I didn't write anything down, 'cause the test was, uh, oral.

  Steven Hyde : [bursting with laughter]  Oral test on the Penal Code!