That '70s Show (TV Series)

Going Mobile (2004)

Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde

Quotes 

• Steven Hyde : [to decide who's best mom]  Why don't we play Rock, Paper, Scissors?

  Fez : Oh, I hate that game - I always lose!

  Steven Hyde : That's because you always pick rock.

  Fez : That's because nothing beats rock!

  Steven Hyde : Paper beats rock - that's in the rules!

  Fez : Not buying it!

  Steven Hyde : OK, let's try something new: Cockroach, Foot, Nuclear Bomb. Foot squashes cockroach, nuclear bomb blows up foot, cockroach survives nuclear bomb.

  Fez : Oh, I'll be nuclear bomb - NOTHING beats nuclear bomb!

  Steven Hyde : Cockroach beats nuclear bomb!

  Fez : Oh, we'll see about that!