- Laurie Forman: [to Donna, addressing her pre-nuptial nerves] The way you're feeling is *totally* normal! Why, half the guys I'm dating had those same feelings, and now they're all happily married!
- Kitty Forman: [to Laurie, sarcastically] You *do* make a mother proud!
- Red Forman: Kitty, forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't it normal at a wedding for the bride and groom to... show up?
- Steven Hyde: [to decide who's best mom] Why don't we play Rock, Paper, Scissors?
- Fez: Oh, I hate that game - I always lose!
- Steven Hyde: That's because you always pick rock.
- Fez: That's because nothing beats rock!
- Steven Hyde: Paper beats rock - that's in the rules!
- Fez: Not buying it!
- Steven Hyde: OK, let's try something new: Cockroach, Foot, Nuclear Bomb. Foot squashes cockroach, nuclear bomb blows up foot, cockroach survives nuclear bomb.
- Fez: Oh, I'll be nuclear bomb - NOTHING beats nuclear bomb!
- Steven Hyde: Cockroach beats nuclear bomb!
- Fez: Oh, we'll see about that!