That '70s Show (TV Series)

Nobody's Fault But Mine (2003)

Wilmer Valderrama: Fez

Quotes 

• Fez : Ah, this is tomorrow's school paper. Oh, my God! On the front page, there's a picture of me kissing Kelso by the lake.

  Eric Forman : Fez, why are you kissing Kelso by the lake?

  Fez : We caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish, too. But, of course, they don't show you *that*.