- [Hyde and Kelso decide to drive to see Fez]
- Michael Kelso: Fine, Shotgun!
- Steven Hyde: There's only two of us, you moron!
- Fez: Ah, this is tomorrow's school paper. Oh, my God! On the front page, there's a picture of me kissing Kelso by the lake.
- Eric Forman: Fez, why are you kissing Kelso by the lake?
- Fez: We caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish, too. But, of course, they don't show you *that*.
- Donna Pinciotti: [Thought Kelso means Eric cheated on her] Did Eric cheat on me? I will snap that little monkey like a twig!
- Kitty Forman: [scolding Red] And now, my baby's leaving!
- Laurie Forman: [chirpy-voiced] I'm still here, Mommy!
- Kitty Forman: [sarcastically] Yeah, well, that's just great!