- Eric: You know, Donna, I'm not surprised you're in my bed. I knew you couldn't resist me any longer.
- Donna: No, I couldn't. I want you. I need you.
- Eric: Well, I never turn down a woman in need.
- [Wraps his arms around her]
- Donna: You know, being here in your bed, on your... Spiderman sheets, makes me feel so ready, so willing.
- Eric: Then call me "able".
- [Kisses her]
- Eric: Oh, a little mood music.
- [Turns on a clock radio. "Dream Weaver" plays while he kisses her]
- Eric: [Dissolve to Eric, waking up alone in his bed, thinking he had been dreaming] Damn.
- Donna: [Off camera] What's wrong?
- Eric: [Eric screams] Aggh!
- [Eric sees real Donna, kneeling next to his bed]
- Eric: I mean... Hey, baby!
- Steven Hyde: Leo, man, I can't take the pictures; I can't look through the viewfinder because I have a glass eye.
- Leo: How come your eye doesn't look like glass?
- Steven Hyde: It's special space age glass.
- Leo: Wow, your eye was in space? That's AWESOME!
- Steven Hyde: You'd be surprised how quickly 'skeezy bar hag' gets tiring; but then, two beers later it all comes roaring back!