That '70s Show (TV Series)

The Seeker (2004)

Kurtwood Smith: Red Forman

Quotes 

• Kitty Forman : [Steven leaves after getting stunning information about his father]  I don't like the way he just walked out after we told him the news. Why would he do that?

  Reginald 'Red' Forman : Because he's a man, Kitty, and he knows you want him to cry. But he won't, because crying is for babies and Italians.

• Kitty Forman : [to Red]  Great, now Alice wants to know why Eric didn't show up!

  Reginald 'Red' Forman : Well, don't look at me! No son of *mine* wouldn't show up to his own wedding!

  Kitty Forman : [on the phone to Alice]  Eric didn't show up...

  [searching for a reason] 

  Kitty Forman : because he's gay.

  [exasperated] 

  Kitty Forman : Yes, everyone knew except him!

• Reginald 'Red' Forman : Steven, just to get it straight, I told Kitty she should mind her own business and she told me to get my own dinner. So, here we are!

• Reginald 'Red' Forman : [as Eric whistles nonchalantly, helping himself to food]  I just noticed something about you. You're still here!

  Kitty Forman : What your father means is, you haven't seemed yourself since you called off the wedding.

  Reginald 'Red' Forman : No, what I mean is... *get out*!