- Michael Kelso: Would it make you feel better if I told you Eric left a note?
- Donna Pinciotti: Eric left a note?
- Michael Kelso: No. But hold on to that feeling.
- Fez: [nervous, to Donna] Eric was afraid getting married and staying here was a mistake. You know, because you'd have to give up your dream of traveling the world and becoming a... ball-breaking feminist.
- Kitty Forman: Trade you a kiss for a lollipop.
- Steven Hyde: I don't need that kid stuff.
- [walks to door with everyone, waits until they leave, then turns around and runs back to Kitty, giving her a kiss and taking the lollipop]
- Kitty Forman: [Steven leaves after getting stunning information about his father] I don't like the way he just walked out after we told him the news. Why would he do that?
- Reginald 'Red' Forman: Because he's a man, Kitty, and he knows you want him to cry. But he won't, because crying is for babies and Italians.
- Michael Kelso: So, Midge wanted you to pass the syrup, and Pam wouldn't let you...
- [pensive]
- Bob Pinciotti: So whadda you think it means?
- Michael Kelso: It means, my friend, that you have a shot at something only professional athletes and rock stars get!
- Kitty Forman: [to Red] Great, now Alice wants to know why Eric didn't show up!
- Reginald 'Red' Forman: Well, don't look at me! No son of *mine* wouldn't show up to his own wedding!
- Kitty Forman: [on the phone to Alice] Eric didn't show up...
- [searching for a reason]
- Kitty Forman: because he's gay.
- [exasperated]
- Kitty Forman: Yes, everyone knew except him!
- Reginald 'Red' Forman: Steven, just to get it straight, I told Kitty she should mind her own business and she told me to get my own dinner. So, here we are!
- Reginald 'Red' Forman: [as Eric whistles nonchalantly, helping himself to food] I just noticed something about you. You're still here!
- Kitty Forman: What your father means is, you haven't seemed yourself since you called off the wedding.
- Reginald 'Red' Forman: No, what I mean is... *get out*!
- Kitty Forman: Steven has another father he doesn't even know about! Mayba a NICE father, maybe a SOBER father... well, maybe not ENTIRELY sober, because we know how THOSE people are!
- [Shudders]
- Donna Pinciotti: [Walking into the breakfast nook] How's it going?
- Midge Pinciotti: Your father's an ass!
- Pamela Burkhart: Something we can agree on!
- Bob Pinciotti: It's not going that well.
- Donna Pinciotti: All I can think about is, what is my dad doing, who he's doing it with, and am I gonna see it...
- Pamela Burkhart: Well, whatever he's doing, he's doing it with me! And we're doing it everywhere, so... knock.