That '70s Show (TV Series)

Time Is on My Side (2004)

Kurtwood Smith: Red Forman

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• Kitty Forman : Red, he's so skinny. Just take away his car.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : No! I'm trying to teach the boy responsibility. I want a plan out of you by tonight, or no dinner, either.

  Eric : Dad, that's not... Wait. Mom, what's for dinner?

  Kitty Forman : Fried chicken.

  Eric : Oh, come on!

  Reginald "Red" Forman : [as Hyde enters the kitchen and sits at the table]  Steven. When are you moving out?

  Steven Hyde : Soon.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : How's your girlfriend?

  Steven Hyde : Shallow as hell.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Job?

  Steven Hyde : Dead-end.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Future?

  Steven Hyde : Bleak.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Kitty, feed the boy!

• Eric : [Sits down at table and serves himself breakfast, whistling nonchalantly; becomes aware that his parents are staring at him]  What?

  Reginald "Red" Forman : You know, I've started to notice something about you: YOU'RE STILL HERE!

  Kitty Forman : Honey, what your father means is that you haven't seemed like yourself since you cancelled the wedding.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : No I don't - I mean, GET OUT!

• Reginald "Red" Forman : [to Kitty]  Why'd you make so many sandwiches? Bulking up for the winter?

• Kitty Forman : Bob has to choose one woman, and you have to tell him!

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Well, the choice is obvious - it's Pam.

  Kitty Forman : Red, it's not your choice to make, it's Bob's, and he has to choose Midge!

  Reginald "Red" Forman : But Pam is so tan!