That '70s Show (TV Series)

Time Is on My Side (2004)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

Quotes 

• Eric : You know, this whole marriage thing has made me think: why am I in such a hurry to grow up? You know, life is like a train. It's bearing down on you, and guess what? It's gonna hit you! So, you can either start running when it's far off in the distance, or you can pull up a chair, crack open a beer, and just watch it come!

  Kelso : I did that once.

  Eric : No, Kelso. Not a real train. A metaphorical one.

  Kelso : Like a... like a ghost train?

  [Eric stares at Kelso for a moment] 

  Eric : Yes. A ghost train.

• Eric : Okay! I'm here to earn my dinner! What am I gonna do about Donna?... We're hanging out! What am I gonna do about my job?... I quit! What am I gonna do about my future?... Nothing! When am I moving out?... Make me!

• Kitty Forman : Red, he's so skinny. Just take away his car.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : No! I'm trying to teach the boy responsibility. I want a plan out of you by tonight, or no dinner, either.

  Eric : Dad, that's not... Wait. Mom, what's for dinner?

  Kitty Forman : Fried chicken.

  Eric : Oh, come on!

  Reginald "Red" Forman : [as Hyde enters the kitchen and sits at the table]  Steven. When are you moving out?

  Steven Hyde : Soon.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : How's your girlfriend?

  Steven Hyde : Shallow as hell.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Job?

  Steven Hyde : Dead-end.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Future?

  Steven Hyde : Bleak.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Kitty, feed the boy!

• Eric : [Sits down at table and serves himself breakfast, whistling nonchalantly; becomes aware that his parents are staring at him]  What?

  Reginald "Red" Forman : You know, I've started to notice something about you: YOU'RE STILL HERE!

  Kitty Forman : Honey, what your father means is that you haven't seemed like yourself since you cancelled the wedding.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : No I don't - I mean, GET OUT!

• Eric : Donna, you're perfect. You couldn't be better if you'd been created in a lab!

  Kelso : Yeah, but then she'd have those bolts coming out of her neck!

• Eric : You know what, guys? I've figured out what I'm gonna do this year!

  Kelso : You're gonna be the first person to put on my firecracker suit?

• Kelso : Anybody find my keys?

  Eric : I found a pair of my sister's panties.

  [the others stare at him] 

  Eric : I know they were hers because they had her name... and phone number written on them.

  Steven Hyde : A girl's gotta advertise.