That '70s Show (TV Series)

Who Are You (2004)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

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• Michael Kelso : Wow, check out this new Police Academy they're sending me to in Waukegan. It's got its own pool! Oh, man, if I'd known it was gonna be this nice, I'd have burned down the old one a lot sooner!

  Fez : Kelso, I'm really going to miss you. Who's gonna take my lunch money, and tease me, and pull down my pants in front of girls...

  Steven Hyde : I'll be taking over.

• Steven Hyde : Kelso, you leave for the police academy tomorrow. Shouldn't you be packing gasoline and matches so you can burn that one down too?

  Michael Kelso : I don't need gasoline to burn stuff down. All I need is these two hands and a lack of adult supervision.