- Reginald "Red" Forman: [Clinks his glass to get attention at the party he threw] Thanks for being here. And I just want to say, when my time comes, I want to be buried face-down so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass.
- Leo: I saw a UFO once, man. It was awesome! It just hung in the air, then it sent me a message. In big, bright, yellow letters. Said I was going to have a good year.
- Steven Hyde: Did this, by any chance, happen at a football game?
- Leo: Yeah, man! And the weird thing is, I was the only one freaking out about it, man! Wait a second... Good year? No, it was a terrible year, man! Stupid aliens.
- Bob Pinciotti: Red! Red, I'm so sorry! It was an accident!
- Reginald "Red" Forman: I never thought I'd say this: I'm glad you're my friend.
- [Red hugs Bob]
- Bob Pinciotti: Red, I never thought I'd say this: you smell nice!
- Eric Forman: [in a study session, punctuated with making out which they laughingly refer to as "study breaks", Donna and Eric suddenly start arguing] I think we need to clear our heads with a nice "study break".
- Donna Pinciotti: Eric, knock it off. I'm not in the mood for a stupid "study break".
- Eric Forman: What... why? Because I disagree with you?
- Donna Pinciotti: It has nothing to do with that.
- Eric Forman: Really, Donna? Because up until now, we were goin' at it like rabbits who had just gotten out of prison.
- Kitty Forman: [Storming outside] WHAT is all that NOISE?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Oh, Bob's cutting down a tree in his front yard.
- Kitty Forman: By HIMSELF? Doesn't he know that's incredibly DANGEROUS?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Well, you know what they say about Bob: he's STUPID!