- Fez shooting a bunny turned police cadet Suzy off completely, she only wants to hurt people. Fez blames his poor mate and failing cupid Kelso, who tries to wait patiently and brings peace offerings, but gets them thrown back (in words, two are kept as Jackie advised as part of ruthless revenge) so now Michael gets mad at him too. Donna's late period makes her and Eric believe she's pregnant; he panics worst and blabs to Kitty, who first suggested they move, then promises not to tell but writes it down for Red and Bob, who only suggests to pass the baby for Donna's sister. After Donna gets worked up because Eric said she had to give up her career, it turns out to be a false alert. Suzy tricks Kelso and Fez to meet 'with her', then too much truth from each of them proves to be- good in an unexpected way...—KGF Vissers
- Fez shooting a bunny turned police cadet Suzy off completely. She only wants to hurt people and not animals. Hyde believes Fez should have taken flowers for Suzy. Kelso suggests that Suzy take Fez out for dinner and have sex with him. Suzy says that she has standards. She is open to using sex to extract information out of a suspect, or even posing as a prostitute to snare a wanted criminal. But she is not open to having sex with Fez.
Fez blames his poor mate and failing cupid Kelso, who tries to wait patiently and brings peace offerings. Fez breaks up with Kelso by giving back everything he ever gifted Fez.
But Jackie advises that upon breakup you don't give back everything, you wait till the other person is out of the house, take everything they care for, and break the rest. That way they have nothing. Kelso brings candy, beer and playboy for Fez, but he is still mad and will not allow Kelso to buy his way out of trouble.
Suzy explains to Kelso that this is as much Fez's fault and now Kelso is mad at Fez. Fez decides that he wants nothing to do with Kelso, but he still cannot get Kelso out of his mind. Meanwhile Kelso is missing Fez too, but is too proud to reach out to him first to reconcile.
Donna forgot to take her birth control pill. Donna's late period makes her, and Eric believe she's pregnant. Eric panics the worst and blabs to Kitty, who first suggested they move (Kitty thinks Donna trapped Eric).
Kitty promises not to say anything to Red, but then writes it down for Red and Bob. Bob only suggests passing the baby for Donna's sister. Kitty says that they will marry off Eric and Donna and say that the baby came early as Donna smoked. Red is OK as with Donna as the mother, there is a decent chance that the kid would be good at sports. Bob and Midge will pose as parents and when the kid is 18, they will say that they lied.
Donna gets worked up because Eric said she would have to give up her career. Eric says that Donna can sell Tupperware. Bob tells Donna that he would support her whether she is pregnant or not. But it turns out to be a false alert. Red was looking forward to having a grand-kid. Red realized after his heart attack that life is short and wanted to meet his grand-kids before he went. Kitty says that they could always ask Laurie who might have a few kids that they don't know about.
Eric tells Donna that they can never make this mistake again.
Suzy tricks Kelso and Fez to meet 'with her' when she says that there is a cat bouncing on a trampoline. She gets Kelso and Fez to talk to each other, but then too much truth from each of them proves to be good in an unexpected way. Fez tells Suzy that Kelso is having a baby with another woman. Kelso tells Suzy that Fez is married. Suzy is disgusted with both and leaves. Suzy tells Kelso that he missed out, as she spent a semester in France and she will do stuff that American girls find gross. Fez and Kelso get back together.
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