- Stallion: Who owns a Nissan Micra in the car park?
- D.I. Derek Grim: Who are you?
- Stallion: Carlton, MI5.
- D.I. Derek Grim: Oh, it's mine as a matter of fact. Lovely little motor, do you fancy a spin?
- Stallion: You dinged my Aston.
- D.I. Derek Grim: [Realizing he's talking to the man that dinged him] Do you drive an Aston Martin?
- Stallion: A dinged Aston Martin, dinged by you.
- D.I. Derek Grim: You dinged me!
- Stallion: I did not, you dinged me!
- D.I. Derek Grim: No way mate, you dinged me!
- Stallion: Learn how to drive!
- D.I. Derek Grim: You learn to drive!
- Stallion: Get some glasses!
- D.I. Derek Grim: Get... a hearing aid!
- D.I. Derek Grim: [to Inspector Fowler] I'm involved in serious police work. If you get in the way I'm responsible, your cock up, my arse!