Three's Company (TV Series)

A-Camping We Will Go (1979)

Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow

Quotes 

• Janet Wood : [Larry's on his knees, pleading with Jack to come along camping]  Look! An old-fashioned proposal!

  Chrissy Snow : Larry...

  Larry Dallas : Huh?

  Chrissy Snow : I don't think Jack's ready to settle down yet and have babies.

  [gives that snorting laugh again] 

• Chrissy Snow : I was invited on this camping trip. So I went into Willis Department Store and I saw the cutest sleeping bag. It was red and blue with stripes. Jack! It was perfect for you for this weekend! Anyway, that's when I found this perfect little pink jumper that was on sale. And, of course, I needed shoes to go along with it, and I looked *all* over town, until I *finally* found some high heels that were comfortable...

  [by this time, Jack is fighting against dozing off] 

  Janet Wood : But, Chrissy...

  Chrissy Snow : They were absolutely the wrong color and I had to have them dyed to match the purse I bought while I was shopping for the shoes.

  [Jack is falling asleep] 

  Chrissy Snow : And then I needed a blazer... The salesman, oh, he was so cute...

  Janet Wood : Okay, okay, so you bought a sleeping bag.

  Chrissy Snow : No, I didn't. I spent so much money on all of these nice clothes, I didn't have anything left for the sleeping bag.

  Janet Wood : But, Chrissy, you just said you were gonna loan it to Jack.

  Chrissy Snow : Yeah! Well, I would have if I could but I can't so I won't. He's not going anywhere,

  [shrugs] 

  Chrissy Snow : so what does he need it for?

  Janet Wood : [yells]  Aagh!

• Chrissy Snow : [re the shabby cabin]  This reminds me of my grandfather's farm.

  Janet Wood : Farm?

  Chrissy Snow : Yeah, the little house at the back of the big house.

• Larry Dallas : [two more visitors to the cabin]  What are you doing here?

  Janet Wood : Well, you said we could come and visit sometime.

  Chrissy Snow : Yeah, and this is the only sometime we have some time.