- Jack Tripper: [Mr. Furley is standing outside the bathroom and eavesdropping while Jack and Chrissy are installing a shower curtain] Okay, Chrissy, I'll get in the tub with you, then we can get it on.
- Chrissy: Get next to me, I'll show you what to do.
- Jack Tripper: This isn't exactly the first time I've ever done this.
- Chrissy: Maybe so, but girls are better at this than boys.
- Jack Tripper: Come on, Chrissy. A little less talk and a little more action, okay?
- Chrissy: Okay, you do your part and I'll do mine. I don't think it'll reach!
- Jack Tripper: Of course not, you've got to unfold it first!
- Jack Tripper: [barges into the bathroom where his two roommates are putting up a shower curtain] Hi, honeys, I'm home.
- Janet Wood: [annoyed] Why didn't you knock first?
- Chrissy: Yeah!
- Jack Tripper: Why?
- Chrissy: 'Cause I might not have been decent.
- Jack Tripper: It's all right. I looked first to make sure.
- [smiles]
- Chrissy: That's okay then.
- Ralph Furley: Today I'm wearing my landlord hat, and I wanna speak to the man of the house. Unless he's painting his toenails.
- [gives snort of derision]
- Chrissy: [injured] It's only eight o'clock. It's too early to go to bed.
- Janet Wood: We'll all go to bed early, if it makes you feel any better.
- Jack Tripper: Yeah, I'll go to bed with you.
- Chrissy: What?
- Jack Tripper: I meant at the same time.