Three's Company (TV Series)

Snow Job (1979)

Ann Wedgeworth: Lana Shields

Quotes 

• Chrissy Snow : Guess what? I'm the new sales lady for EasyTimes Cosmetics, and you get to be my very first customer.

  Lana Shields : Guess what? You're wrong. Jack, darling...

  [goes over to couch] 

  Jack Tripper : [had been pretending he didn't see her come in]  Oh, hi, Lana, just taking a nap.

  Lana Shields : You must come over to my apartment with me and help me change my light bulb.

  Chrissy Snow : That's a switch.

  [snorting with laughter] 

  Jack Tripper : Lana, why can't you change it yourself?

  Lana Shields : 'Cause the fixture's too high. It's in the ceiling... of my bedroom.

  [chuckles] 

  Jack Tripper : Why don't you just get on the bed?

  Lana Shields : I thought you'd never ask.

  [makes a grab for him again] 

  Jack Tripper : Lana, control yourself.

  [points at the others in the room] 

  Lana Shields : I can't help myself, Jack, whenever I'm close to you, I get this... this tingling sensation all over my body!

  Chrissy Snow : Please! If you want your body to tingle, why don't you try some of my new bath lotion?

  Lana Shields : [looks down at Chrissy with disdain]  If blondes have more fun, why do they keep spoiling it for other people?

• Jack Tripper : [opens door]  Oh, look, it's Mr. Furley! Well, maybe he can take care of your bulb, Lana.

  Ralph Furley : [enters, has eyes only for Lana]  Yeah! I'm great with flowers.

  [said in such a way it is clear he considers Lana to be his flower] 

  Lana Shields : Why don't you go plant yourself?

• Jack Tripper : [wants to help Chrissy]  Lana, if you do me this favor, I - I'll come up and fix your bulb. All I right?

  Lana Shields : Good! And then we'll turn it off, and you can turn me on.