- Jack Tripper: You are the proud owner of 1637 hurt me dollars.
- Chrissy Snow: Oh. shrieks
- Janet Wood: I think that finally got her.
- Chrissy Snow: And we're going to split this money 50-50.
- Janet Wood: Chrissy!
- Chrissy Snow: Oh wait, Jack. You're also a partner.
- Jack Tripper: No, no.
- Chrissy Snow: Yes. You went to the track and made the bet. We're going to split this 50-50-50.
- Jack Tripper: No, no.
- Chrissy Snow: Yes. It's share and share alike.
- Jack Tripper: Aw
- Janet Wood: Yeah
- Jack Tripper: We're the three musketeers.
- Chrissy Snow: Yeah, we're like a candy bar.
- Jack Tripper: No.
- Chrissy Snow: Yes.
- Jack Tripper: Some sweets and some nuts.
- Janet Wood: Gosh, what are we going to do with all of this money?
- Jack Tripper: It's going to be a lot less after the fourth musketeer takes his share.
- Chrissy Snow: What?
- Jack Tripper: The tax collector.
- Janet Wood: If we're smart, the first we would do is take at least three months rent and put it away.
- Chrissy Snow: Yeah, and we'll still have a lot left over.
- Jack Tripper: We should go down to the bank tomorrow and open ourselves a joint savings account.
- Janet Wood: Oh what a good idea. Then it will be earning interest.