- The Tick: [to Carmelita] Come on chum, let's go!
- Carmelita Vatos: [amused] Tick you called me "chum", just like you call Arthur
- The Tick: [nervous] Er, no I didn't I said uh, "Carma" for Carmelita
- Carmelita Vatos: Ah, ah, ah you said "chum"!, Tick that is so sweet!
- [kisses him]
- The Tick: [freaking out] Gaah!, sidekicks don't kiss!
- [pointing at her]
- The Tick: you're so... you're so not Arthur!, you dress like Arthur, oh yeah you're soft like Arthur
- [gesturing with his hands]
- The Tick: but you curve in all the wrong places!
- Carmelita Vatos: Okay?