The Tick (TV Series)

That Mustache Feeling (1996)

Townsend Coleman: The Tick

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Quotes 

• The Tick : Funny thing about the mustache, you know, it wrote me a letter...

  [hold up letter written by mustache earlier] 

  Kitty : Give me that!

  [snatches letter out of Tick's hand] 

  The Tick : HEY!

  Kitty : It's in Spanish Tick...

  [glazes letter reading the Spanish lingo, which she then reads out loud in English] 

  Kitty : Tick, Please me. I am in love with someone I've never met. I have been searching for 20 years, I don't want to hurt anyone. I knew you could survive project S.H.A.V.E's attacks. They aren't even with the government anymore? THEY LOST THEIR FUNDING IN 1986? WHAT?

  The Tick : [Jim snatches letter and then eats it]  HEY! THAT'S A PERSONAL LETTER FROM MY MUSTACHE TO ME!

  Jim Rage : Propaganda Tick, that mustaches is an expertly trained bad apple and a liar.

• The Tick : [about to use a cannon gun to eliminate the mustache]  NO SPECIAL AGENT JIM!

  Kitty : You said we were serving our country. JIMMY, YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO US!

  Holly : Yeah, and your funding's cut, then PROJECT S.H.A.V.E DOESN'T EXIST!

  Crystal : And we don't have to live, in this lame R.V anymore.

  Jim Rage : Ye too, Crystal?

  The Tick : Wait a minute

  [pull Jim eye patch to his forehead, revealing that Jim has had both eyes all along] 

  The Tick : Hey, you've got both eyes. YOU'RE NO SPECIAL AGENT, YOU'RE JUST SOME JERK WHO HATES MY MUSTACHE!

  Jim Rage : MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MUTINY ON THE R.V!