- The Tick: Funny thing about the mustache, you know, it wrote me a letter...
- [hold up letter written by mustache earlier]
- Kitty: Give me that!
- [snatches letter out of Tick's hand]
- The Tick: HEY!
- Kitty: It's in Spanish Tick...
- [glazes letter reading the Spanish lingo, which she then reads out loud in English]
- Kitty: Tick, Please me. I am in love with someone I've never met. I have been searching for 20 years, I don't want to hurt anyone. I knew you could survive project S.H.A.V.E's attacks. They aren't even with the government anymore? THEY LOST THEIR FUNDING IN 1986? WHAT?
- The Tick: [Jim snatches letter and then eats it] HEY! THAT'S A PERSONAL LETTER FROM MY MUSTACHE TO ME!
- Jim Rage: Propaganda Tick, that mustaches is an expertly trained bad apple and a liar.
- The Tick: [about to use a cannon gun to eliminate the mustache] NO SPECIAL AGENT JIM!
- Kitty: You said we were serving our country. JIMMY, YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO US!
- Holly: Yeah, and your funding's cut, then PROJECT S.H.A.V.E DOESN'T EXIST!
- Crystal: And we don't have to live, in this lame R.V anymore.
- Jim Rage: Ye too, Crystal?
- The Tick: Wait a minute
- [pull Jim eye patch to his forehead, revealing that Jim has had both eyes all along]
- The Tick: Hey, you've got both eyes. YOU'RE NO SPECIAL AGENT, YOU'RE JUST SOME JERK WHO HATES MY MUSTACHE!
- Jim Rage: MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MUTINY ON THE R.V!