- Otto Osworth: And, you're a robot, right?
- Larry 3000: [sarcastically] Ooh, it seems we have a genius in our midst.
- Otto Osworth: Well, it's not exactly what happened in the history books.
- Buck Tuddrussel: Aw, close enough.
- Larry 3000: I'm the Larry 3000, programmed in etiquette, culture and all known languages for the use of diplomatic negotiations. I've been the proud assistant to kings, princi and presidents. But when all the governments have merged into one big harmonious super-nation, my services as an ambassador were... obsolete. So I was reassigned here.
- [He motions scornfully to Buck]
- Larry 3000: With him.