- Old Tuddrussel: The information we have come to warn you about is extremely important.
- Larry 3000: [impatiently] Just say it!
- Old Tuddrussel: Uh... What was it? Oh, yeah. Remember that library book you checked out on phasers?
- Buck Tuddrussel: Uh... yeah?
- Old Tuddrussel: Well, don't forget to return it. Fifty years of overdue fines really add up.
- [Beat]
- Buck Tuddrussel: Okay, okay, thanks for the warning. Wow. Let's just go home and get back to 'The Elegant and the Dangerous'. I can't wait to find out what Clara St. Claire's big secret is.
- Old Tuddrussel: Clara St. Claire? Oh, man. I never would have guessed her horrible secret was that she was having Bruce Devereaux's baby.
- [the Time Squad gasp and growl with rage]
- Old Tuddrussel: Boy, oh boy. What a shocker. Well, gotta get a move on. See ya in the funny papers.
- [Old Larry transports the Old Timers Squad back to to their own timeline. The Time Squad scowl and then Larry sends them back home]