- Buck Tuddrussel: My gut instinct tells me Houdini was behind all this.
- Larry 3000: [sarcastically] Really? What was your first clue, Sherlock?
- Larry 3000: There, you see? Problem solved! Oh, the program works!
- Otto Osworth: Wait! This is no good! They're supposed to be fighting, not loving!
- Larry 3000: Look, Thor Robertson's program has taught these people kindness and respect.
- [He storms off to the McCoys' house]
- Larry 3000: And if you two were more open-minded then maybe you'd be flying your own helicopters, too. Good night!
- [He slams the door, and opens it again to volley an insult at Tuddrussel]
- Larry 3000: Fatty.