Elizabeth Alexander: Selma

Quotes 

• Selma : Where would you care to begin?

  Darien Lambert : First I want to know more about this horse that beat Prince Regal.

  Selma : His name is Silent Song, he's five years old... hum.

  Darien Lambert : "Hum"? What's "Hum" mean?

  Selma : He appears to have had a sex change.

  Darien Lambert : [chuckling lightly]  You're kidding, right?

  Selma : No, my database clearly states he is a maiden.

  Darien Lambert : Selma, in horse racing a "maiden" is a horse that hasn't won yet.