Zack Ward: Dave Scouvel

Quotes 

• Dave Titus : Lord, if you let me live, I'll never watch 'The Sound of Music' in that way ever again.

• [the Police have Dave handcuffed] 

  Cop #2 : We found this guy outside hiding in a bush.

  Dave : Tell me they didn't find my secret stash of weed!

  Christopher Titus : Dave!

  Dave : I mean, my secret stash of... Pot.

• Dave Titus : I... can't... feel... my toes. I'll be with Jesus soon.