Titus (TV Series)
Three Strikes (2001)
Cynthia Watros: Erin Fitzpatrick
Quotes
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Michael : This will be my third strike.
Erin Fitzpatrick : He will go to prison for the rest of his life!
Christopher Titus : [impatiently] Get to the bad part!
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Christopher Titus : What happened?
Erin Fitzpatrick : Well, we came home, it was dark, there was a guy inside, I chased him, I fell, Tommy screamed, he-he ran.. the guy ran out into the kitchen, Tommy screamed again.
Tommy Shafter : A couple of high-pitched war cries.
[demonstrating]
Christopher Titus : Okay, where is this guy, huh? Huh? I wanna see the guy that...
[whimpering]
Christopher Titus : ...broke into our house and hurt you. I want him dead! I want his family dead!
Tommy Shafter : Titus!
Christopher Titus : Dead! I'm gonna find him and I'm gonna kill him dead!
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Christopher Titus : Are you okay?
Erin Fitzpatrick : Yeah, well, my leg is broken and I'm in tremendous, searing pain, but you wanna help? Get me booze!
Christopher Titus : Hon... instead, why don't you use your mind to control the pain? Close your eyes and visualize. Just...
[she grabs him by his shirt]
Christopher Titus : Hey! Uh, visualize gin and tonic or vodka cranberry?
Erin Fitzpatrick : Gin, vodka, or... hairspray! Just get it now!
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Christopher Titus : Tell you what, Michael. You admit you did it, and I won't send you to prison.
Michael : I didn't do it!
Erin Fitzpatrick : Oh, Michael, just admit it. He won't tell. You'll go free. Problem solved.
[chuckling]
Erin Fitzpatrick : I should have gone to law school.
Michael : Look, I may be a criminal, but I'm not a liar.
[Titus gives him a look]
Michael : Okay, I'm a liar. But not right now!