Johnny Carson: Self - Host, William F. Buckley

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• Stu Nahan : Jack Youngblood of the Rams is down on the field - can you see what that injury might be, Bill?

  William F. Buckley : [after looking through binoculars]  Well, it appears to me that Mr. Youngblood might find it... difficult to exercise his conjugal prerogatives.

  Stu Nahan : Uh... I don't quite follow you.

  William F. Buckley : ...He got kneed in the macadamias.

• Stu Nahan : Boy - for a linebacker, Ekern can really carry and lug that pigskin.

  William F. Buckley : Well, as my esteemed predecessor Howard Cosell would say, that little simian can accelerate with considerable velocity.

• Stu Nahan : About the cheerleaders - do you have an opinion about those cheerleaders down there?

  William F. Buckley : Well, Mr. Nahan, I could only draw a parallel between the proportions of their mammary development and the configurations of the Egyptian pyramids.

  Stu Nahan : Uh... what - what, exactly, do you mean?

  William F. Buckley : I beg your pardon?

  Stu Nahan : I say, what exactly do you mean?

  William F. Buckley : They've got a great set of honkers.