- Susan Sarandon: [on seeking a romantic partner] It's like trying to find a parking space. You can't sit outside the house; you have to keep going around the block.
- Art Fern: Homeowners - is your yard in the city so small that squirrels can only store microfilm of their nuts?
- Tea Time Matinee Lady: My living room is practically empty.
- Art Fern: There's not much left in the loft, either.