There is not any particular item for the comedy segment. First, two audience members at the back of the theater good-naturedly complain that later arrivals got better seats, so Johnny has them moved to chairs in front of the audience. He chats with Doc about Ed's absence due to being ill, and about Doc's health - as he's also been under the weather, but is quite gleeful about the prescription he's received. Then another pair in the audience yell out and get moved up; Johnny expresses mock irritation, but decides to end the audience shuffling. Melanie Griffith makes her first (and only) appearance on "The Tonight Show" with Johnny. She says she is nervous since she has been watching the show since she was 9, about 25 years ago; she first watched with her aunt because she misheard Johnny's name as Johnny Crawford, who she liked on "The Rifleman", but liked Johnny so much that she kept watching. She talks about her marriages to Don Johnson, over ten years apart, and explains how their daughter Dakota's name was chosen after a friend planned to use it for her own baby. She then describes her family excitedly meeting President George Bush while skiing in Colorado with Jill St. John. She talks about her film "Shining Through", and a clip is shown. She also says she is going to San Francisco to watch Johnson play in a golf tournament. Tim Allen does a stand-up comedy routine. During his interview, he said he hires people to work on his home, and notes their exasperation with his enthusiastic ignorance about tools and materials. He also talks about being recognized as a celebrity as he travels. William Wegman shows his photos of Weimariners, and talks about his dogs and how he made the photos; Johnny shows three of his older videos from the late 1960s and early 1970s, including a spelling lesson for a dog.
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