- [Top Cat assigns Fancy to paint a fake road line]
- Fancy-Fancy: This is the job for me, T.C.! I'm an expert on curves!
- [a confused Prowler is led away by an equally confused Sergeant]
- Top Cat: Even I couldn't explain it to the Sergeant and I set the whole deal up!
- [last lines]
- Officer Dibble: [on the phone] Dibble here. Everything back to normal. Okay, Sarge. No hard feelings.
- [He hangs up and looks at the gang lazing around]
- Officer Dibble: All right, what are you hanging around for? Break it up, move along... and thanks, boys.
- The Sergeant: [on the phone] Yes, Lieutenant. No, I haven't heard from the mayor yet. He was what? Baited, bagged, buncoed, conned, heisted and flimflammed?
- Mayor: [after being tricked by Top Cat] If I wasn't the beloved mayor of this town, I'd swear I've been baited, bagged, buncoed, conned, heisted and flimflammed!
- Spook: Man, ain't this heat a gas?
- Top Cat: Where were you?
- Spook: Like, I was making the public library scene.
- Top Cat: *You* were reading a book?
- Spook: Well, like, I was faking it, but this book is so far out, I got hooked. What a crazy, mixed-up story.
- Choo Choo: What was it about, Spook?
- Spook: Well, it starts out about an aardvark and ends up with everybody playing the xylophone.
- Top Cat: What's it called?
- Spook: Under a Bridge with Dick and Harry.
- Top Cat: Under a Bridge with Dick and Harry? Let me see that.
- [looks at the book]
- Top Cat: That's "Unabridged Dictionary"! What's the matter with you? That's nothing but words!
- Spook: Oh, I thought it was kinda freeform.