Trailer Park Boys (TV Series)

A Shit Leopard Can't Change Its Spots (2003)

Robb Wells: Ricky

Quotes 

• [Ricky, having just fled from his neighborhood, has arrived at a gas station] 

  Jacob Collins : Excuse me, sir, can you please step twenty feet away from the pump and extinguish your cigarette?

  Ricky : [answering on intercom]  Can you please fuck off? Thank you.

  Jacob Collins : [while Ricky prepares to put gas in his car]  Come on, Ricky, put it out. You got me fired from nine job already this summer and I can't handle it. I'm gonna call the cops.

  Ricky : [again using the intercom]  Go ahead, Jacob, call the fucking cops. I dare ya. But you know what, you're not gonna call the cops, are ya? Cause you're scared, please call them, I want to fucking go to jail anyway. Dick!

  Jacob Collins : Yeah? I'm calling them!

  [Ricky is later seen tossing bottles of alcohol into his car, while Jacob files a police report on him] 

  Jacob Collins : Yes, I'd like to report a robbery, please?

  Ricky : Ah, fuck off, Jacob!

  Jacob Collins : It's a black car with no door and a bunch of crap hanging off the back. Some freak driving it. Yeah, the gas station.

  [Ricky puts away the gas pump, sticks up his middle finger in front of Jacob and drives off] 

  Jacob Collins : Can't believe this shit.

  [by this time, Julian has arrived at the gas station and runs to the store] 

  Julian : [referring to Ricky]  Did that guy just steal something?

  Jacob Collins : Yeah man, he stole a bunch of shit from me.

  Julian : Did he tell you to call the cops?

  Jacob Collins : Yeah, he dared me to, and I called them. They're on their way.

  Julian : Look, my friend has psychological problems. I want you to call the cops back and tell them you fucked up.

  Jacob Collins : He stole about 200 bucks worth of shit, like I don't know.

  Julian : [Julian then offers Jacob some money]  Here, there's 70 bucks, that should cover it.

  Jacob Collins : I'm gonna get in shit with my boss.

  Julian : [Julian then gives him more money]  And there's 20 bucks for calling the cops back. We cool?

  Jacob Collins : Yeah, man we're cool.

  Julian : Thanks man!