Trailer Park Boys (TV Series)

Closer to the Heart (2003)

Robb Wells: Ricky

Quotes 

• [Kidnapping Rush guitarist Alex Lifeson] 

  Ricky : Hotel Security! This man's drunk as fuck, he's on drugs, he's a male prostitute. I'm gonna escort him out of here!

  Ricky : [Narrating]  I may have called him a male prostitute. I don't remember exactly, but very well he could be a male prostitute. You don't know that. But he got pissed off at me, saying 'Oh, you kidnapped me!' It wasn't kidnapping, so if he's gonna say I kidnapped him, I'm gonna call him a male prostitute.

• Ricky : [Being interviewed by the documentary crew]  Helix was a wicked concert, fuck, I sold a lot of dope at that concert, I mean, they had good lyrics, like give me an R,O,C,K, and then the crowd yells "rock" really loud, now that's a fuckin' concert!

  Bubbles : I'm not givin' anyone a fuckin' R.

  Ricky : Rush just don't do stuff like that, i mean, they got songs about how trees are talking to each other, about how different sides of your brain work, outer space and other bullshit.

  Bubbles : Give me a fuckin' R.

• Bubbles : Ricky, you fuckin' promised me you'd get me a Rush ticket!

  Ricky : It wasn't my fault, I'm sorry Bubbles.

  Bubbles : It is your fault! This could affect our friendship, you know!

  Ricky : Bubbles, don't talk like that.

  Bubbles : [Long pause]  COCKSUCKER!

• Ricky : [Introducing Alex to Julian]  This is uh, Gord Downey.