Trailer Park Boys (TV Series)

Conky (2004)

Conky: Self

Quotes 

• Nurse : And what is your problem, sir?

  Ricky : Well, now I can't smoke. That's my first problem. I have a busted nose, which I now have a rag glued to. And a fuckin' truck glued to my hand! How's that for a start?

  Conky : And he's fucked in the head. He needs a brain transplant.

• Conky : Why don't you just shoot off your gun some more, very recklessly like? Idiot!

  Ricky : Did you just call me an idiot, Conky? Huh?

  Conky : Maybe I did... Reveen.

  Ricky : Alright, "Reveen" is taking it a little too far, alright, you little fucker?

  Conky : [singing]  He's the fucking man they call...

  Julian : Don't say it, Bubbles.

  Conky : [singing]  Reveeeeeeen.

• Conky : You're not gonna listen to Ricky, are you, Bubbles? You're a lot smarter than he is.

  Bubbles : Conky, don't start.

  Conky : Well, well, well, what do we have here? Jim Lahey's car is at the vet.

  Bubbles : What's Lahey doing here?

  Conky : Why don't you go find out, Bubbles, or are you too scared?

  Bubbles : Conky, you'd better fuck off, I'm telling you.

  Conky : Fuck off? You just remember I call the shots here, Bubbles. You got it?

  Bubbles : Yes, Conky.

  Conky : Good.

• Conky : [after Julian stops Ricky from shooting him]  Oh, those were excellent negotiation tactics you used... Patrick Swayze.

  Julian : That's not funny, bubbles.

  Conky : [singing]  Ohh, my Julian, my handsome Julian, Patrick Swayze, you were so fucking sexy in Roadhouse, and fucking Dirty Dancing.

  [He gets shot by Julian] 

  Bubbles : [surprised]  Oh my god! Julian, what happened?

  Julian : I'm sorry, buddy. You were going crazy on us, man.

• Conky : Luckily I don't need oxygen to live underwater like you do, *stupid*!

• Conky : Oh yes! I'd love to go on an adventure with Julian and... RRRRRRICKYYYYY!

• Orderly : Crazy octo-eyed motherfuckers!

  Conky : Frig off, Washington!