Trailer Park Boys (TV Series)

I'm Not Gay, I love Lucy. Wait a Second, Maybe I am Gay (2001)

John Paul Tremblay: Julian

Quotes 

• [while Julian prepares making cheese sandwiches for himself and Ricky] 

  Ricky : [yelling on the top of his lungs]  What in the fuck?

  [two gunshots are heard as Julian rushes upstairs to meet Ricky] 

  Ricky : Fuck! Julian, i need some help over here! ah! fuck!

  Julian : Ricky! What are you doing?

  [scene reveals that Ricky is holding a kitten and gunpoints at it] 

  Ricky : This cocksucker came at me man. I probably got rabies. Am I bleeding?

  Julian : Yeah, you've got a scratch, put your gun down, Ricky! Did you find a ring?

  Ricky : Well, what were you thinking?

  Julian : Did you find a ring?

  Ricky : Yeah, man, I found a treasure chest, check that out!

  Julian : Well, bring it downstairs. I got a cheese sandwich for ya!

  Ricky : [just as he releases the kitten]  You little dick. I walk in there and this thing just jumps on me. I fucking could've been killed.

• Julian : [after listening to Lucy hitting on him and Ricky mourning his loss of Lucy on his answering machine]  I need some advice. I gotta go talk to Bubbles.