Trailer Park Boys (TV Series)

The Shit Blizzard (2005)

Robb Wells: Ricky

Quotes 

• Ricky : The thing with me is that, I am smart, I'm smelf, I'm self-smarted, basically by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things, I've self, like, self-learned myself, and that's the whole difference I guess is that I don't need the books or the schoolin' type things, I just get everything on my own, and because of that, I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to college and different things like that, I'd be dead right now, because people say books and college are for to be to make you smart but, they can also be for to be to get you dead. Which is what could happen to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing full of different stuff. And if it was full, it's only part-full, then that's why I'm alive right now. Guards in here are like "Can you read this book? Try to get smarter." And I'm like "Alright" and I might pretend to read it but I'm not gonna really read it, cause then my brain would be more full. And if I have another heart attack I'm gonna die!

• Bubbles : Ricky, that's a dirty old bag of butts!

  Ricky : I know, Trinity got them for me, down at the call center, out in the parking lot, man. They're awesome.

• Ricky : Shut the fuck up you wussies. I was dead. You got shot. Big deal!