Trailer Park Boys (TV Series)

The Winds of Shit (2005)

John Paul Tremblay: Julian

Quotes 

• Julian : [to Ray in jail]  All you gotta do is keep a low profile, you're gonna be fine.

  Ray : Oh 'low profile'? What are you, reading books again Julian?

  Julian : What's wrong with reading books?

  Ray : Nothing's wrong with reading books, but there's only one books that counts Julian, and that's the Bible. It says to help your friends.

  Julian : Oh yeah? Does it say anything about you rippin' off insurance companies, pretendin' to be in a wheelchair then gettin' caught drunk, dancin' with ho's makin' porn flicks? Huh? Anythin in your book about that, Ray?

  Ray : [pause]  It's open to interpretation, Julian, it's the Bible.

• Julian : Ray, does the Bible also say something about committing Insurance Fraud by sitting in a wheelchair and then going to jail because you got caught dancing with two hookers totally drunk while doing a porn movie, does the Bible say anything about that?

• [after Ricky has panicked and shot up the school washroom] 

  Ricky : It was the Winds of Shit!

  Julian : The Winds of Shit?

  Ricky : The toilet, it flushed on it's own!

  Julian : Ricky, they're supposed to do that!

  Ricky : Since when?