- J-Roc: [J-Roc is caught masturbating] Turn that shit off, motherfucker! I was gettin' changed, you know what I'm sayin'? I don't want that shit on TV. I don't want motherfuckers seeing me gettin' changed!
- Bubbles: Turn that thing off, he's pullin' his goalie!
- Ricky: You're on fucking camera, what the fuck were you doing, J-roc?
- J-Roc: I was gettin' changed, Motherfucker!
- Ricky: Changed, my ass! you were fucking cranking it!
- Bubbles: Well, that's a little harsh. He's not a punk. He might be a bit of a fuckin' goof, but he's not a punk.